Welcome to Pleasantview… Plumbob calibrated. Deleting pool ladders is a lifestyle. Rosebud ;!;!;!;!;!; Now loading: Chaos & Toast Fires. Buying 47 lava lamps to fix my mood. Turn off free will? Never.

The Sims Shrine

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Started playing The Sims in 2000 and never really stopped. By now, the Grim Reaper probably has me on speed dial. Pool ladders occasionally “went missing,” stoves had artistic ambitions, and I promised myself it was all part of the experiment.

The Sims is everything games mean to me: a private language with my sister, a safe hideout when life gets too loud, and a sandbox where creativity outruns perfectionism. I’m still attached to pixel people who lived more than twenty years ago on a dusty CRT, in save files named things like final_final_really_final. If you know what rosebud ;!;!;!;!;! does, we’re already friends.

Relatable Sims Moments

  • Deleting the pool ladder “just to see what happens”
  • Kitchen fire while making toast
  • Dream house abandoned halfway
  • Hours in CAS instead of playing
  • One Sim alive since dial-up era
  • Way too many cats
  • Way too many lava lamps

Classic Cheats

  • rosebud / !;!;!;!;!
  • klapaucius
  • move_objects on
  • water_tool
  • roof_tool
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